feel the burn.

so i pretty much just realized,
i'm no good with sunglasses.
it's not the look,
or the style,
or anything like that.
i mean i love wearing them,
and half of the time
(esp. at all the pools)
i need them.
i just break them,
all
the
time.
this is why i cant buy nice expensive sunglasses,
because knowing me, ill break them
in 10 minutes flat.
either they fall,
or i step on them,
or i don't even know.
who's bright idea was it to make sunglasses
so damn fragile?

speaking of glasses,
i have an eye doctor appt tonight.
but my eye doctors,
are my neighbors.
& get this,
their last name,
is glass.

and just to clear up,
generally (unless otherwise noted)
with everything i write,
if there is a space between 2 paragraphs,
they're probably unrelated.

anybody know what the deal with
cryptidsarereal.com?
i think its like an advertisement for something,
but i haven't been able to figure out what yet.
its like cloverfield-style marketing,
but i feel like this is going to end up
being something real stupid.
hope not.

showertime.